Not exactly Plato’s dialogues :)
- Listen, I have a wonderful bomb shelter in my house, only two stories downstairs. I’m sick and tired of running around the lab looking for a safe spot every time the siren wails. Also, my son returned from overseas, and he is sitting home all alone. Let’s go to my place to finish the paper?
- OK, but tell me, how should I behave if the siren starts wailing when I’m on the road?
- It’s easy. You have to stop and get out of the car. Lie down or, the very least, hide behind the nearest wall. Of course, the wall has to be to the northern direction from you.
- Usually I don’t know where north is...
- If you are facing the sea, then the north is on your right. And don’t worry about the direct hit – the chances are as slim as winning lottery. Have you ever won anything in lottery?
- Yes, 16 shekels (less then 4 dollars). This, according to your analogy, is a tiny scratch from the rocket’s explosion.
- Hah, interesting. Let’s go!
...
- Let’s watch the news and work on the paper later. By the way, have you noticed that editor and both co-authors are French? We can’t ask them to postpone the deadline because of the war...
- We can write them that you went to reserve army camp, to the war... They would feel respect and solidarity toward you...
According to the news, there were no sirens in Haifa this morning, only a warning about possibility of a terrorist blast. People were advised not to go to the stores :)))
My supervisor and me, we look at each other... and start laughing. It’s been a while since I had laughed so much. Since the time the war have started... :)
...
My husband looks at the sky and says: “Look, it’s cloudy. Probably, there will be rain”. I answer melancholically:”The most important thing – not hail...”
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- Listen, I have a wonderful bomb shelter in my house, only two stories downstairs. I’m sick and tired of running around the lab looking for a safe spot every time the siren wails. Also, my son returned from overseas, and he is sitting home all alone. Let’s go to my place to finish the paper?
- OK, but tell me, how should I behave if the siren starts wailing when I’m on the road?
- It’s easy. You have to stop and get out of the car. Lie down or, the very least, hide behind the nearest wall. Of course, the wall has to be to the northern direction from you.
- Usually I don’t know where north is...
- If you are facing the sea, then the north is on your right. And don’t worry about the direct hit – the chances are as slim as winning lottery. Have you ever won anything in lottery?
- Yes, 16 shekels (less then 4 dollars). This, according to your analogy, is a tiny scratch from the rocket’s explosion.
- Hah, interesting. Let’s go!
...
- Let’s watch the news and work on the paper later. By the way, have you noticed that editor and both co-authors are French? We can’t ask them to postpone the deadline because of the war...
- We can write them that you went to reserve army camp, to the war... They would feel respect and solidarity toward you...
According to the news, there were no sirens in Haifa this morning, only a warning about possibility of a terrorist blast. People were advised not to go to the stores :)))
My supervisor and me, we look at each other... and start laughing. It’s been a while since I had laughed so much. Since the time the war have started... :)
...
My husband looks at the sky and says: “Look, it’s cloudy. Probably, there will be rain”. I answer melancholically:”The most important thing – not hail...”
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